Wednesday, May 24, 2006


to quote eddie izzard: "pears can just fuck right off. they're either a rock or they're mush." i have three pear rocks on my desk that i have been waiting to ripen since i bought them on monday. the good thing is, i'm armed if anyone tries to attack me in my office. the bad thing is, i'm hungry. fuck off, you pears.


barb said...

too weird.....because just had this very same conversation with sister moon the other day. That is why I made the pear butter recipe with canned pears..........good luck

Deborah Eley De Bono said...

When I my Christmas pears come from Hairy David they are firm with instructions to keep in the fridge until I want to use them then set them out a day to fully ripen. It might be worth a try. California pears should be in around June/July