Wednesday, May 24, 2006

pears

to quote eddie izzard: "pears can just fuck right off. they're either a rock or they're mush." i have three pear rocks on my desk that i have been waiting to ripen since i bought them on monday. the good thing is, i'm armed if anyone tries to attack me in my office. the bad thing is, i'm hungry. fuck off, you pears.

2 comments:

doodles said...

too weird.....because just had this very same conversation with sister moon the other day. That is why I made the pear butter recipe with canned pears..........good luck

mooncrazy said...

When I my Christmas pears come from Hairy David they are firm with instructions to keep in the fridge until I want to use them then set them out a day to fully ripen. It might be worth a try. California pears should be in around June/July